Friday, July 17, 2009

Salmonella Outbreak in Michigan

Lansing, Mich. - Twenty people in Michigan are among those reportedly sickened in a nationwide salmonella outbreak.


Wait a minute. That's old news. Oh, well; time to throw the towels into the laundry.

No means no!

I'm sure the police report will list it as consensual but I think not. Remember, no means no!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

It's more like who he isn't

Further proof to buttress my argument Ricky Gervais is the antithesis of Jim Carrey: