A nice bit of information regarding 'Pan and Scan'

Courtesy of the always good kottke.org, a short piece on how directors feel about 'Pan and Scan' versus the ratio actually filmed by the director and cinematographer.

Jeff Goldblum's Downward Spiral (A Work of Fiction)

It might be hard to stick with the entire article (after all, how long are you willing to watch 1999 Apple ads featuring Jeff Goldblum at half-speed), but it still works as a concept. Courtesy of The Morning News.

Jeff Goldblum's Downward Spiral (a story in 5 episodes)

These are actual Apple ads from 1999; they're just played at half-speed.

About, I dunno, 6 years late?

Thizzle quizzle brown fox jumpizzle ovizzle thizzle lizzle dog. Or, in English, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Translation courtesy of the Snoop Dog Translator. Now, if only they'd design a Quentin Tarantino translator.

Triumph Lives

Definitely NSFW that is, in a late night TV sort of way. I mean, it did air on network television but it still pushes the boundaries; hell you make the choice. And, yes, only dog lovers can laugh.

Fast forward to 12'10".